Pardon moi, J. Crew, but what in the WORLD are you doing making tights that make a women's legs look more like a gorilla than Gisele? The tights, pictured above, sent the inter webs into a firestorm this weekend. While the all-American brand pulled the tights off their homepage they are still pictured in the accessories section (see above) and also come in black. While I'm sure they aren't THAT bad in person, I won't be wearing the Lace tights any time soon.