"Steve Jobs walks into a bar... Which disappears because of the way he's holding his iPhone."
Have an iPhone 4? Don't want to wait for your free bumper next week along with the other gazillion people who will be there to claim theirs? Well, I've dug up a few solutions to help you out....
You've got the iHand
A hand made of European beachwood that allows you to handle the phone without touching the sensitive spot. "When staying connected is important, iHand is just the right touch". At the bottom of the spoof ad you'll find that it comes in a variety of different colors from Caucasian to Kermit.
Then there's the iPhone 5
Losing reception shouldn't be a problem with this Zac Morris-like antenna
Next you have the good ol' redneck way of fixing things...
just add a little duct tape.
And finally there's the iPhone Atenn-aids
This little gem started out as a spoof when Szymon Weglarski and Jon Dorfman, opened a little Etsy shop to poke fun at the iPhone 4 issues. Little did they know that this product would actually sell (6 for $5) and does seem to fix the problem. “It’s a lot of satire, it’s kind of a gag product, it’s poking fun at the whole idea of how overblown the whole antenna solution has been,” Mr. Weglarski said (NYtimes.com). I'm sure they'll be laughing all the way to the bank.
Have a great weekend!